How do you know she is a witch?

Well, I didn’t vote for you. She looks like one. We found them. Shut up! Well, I didn’t vote for you.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

A newt? Bloody Peasant! Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you, if you do not appease us. And the hat. She’s a witch! What a strange person.

  • The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
  • What a strange person.

Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!

Now, look here, my good man. We want a shrubbery!! Shut up! Will you shut up?!

Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!

Well, how’d you become king, then? You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical!

  1. How do you know she is a witch?
  2. Bloody Peasant!
Bridgekeeper

Look, my liege! He hasn’t got shit all over him. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. Well, what do you want? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

Help, help, I’m being repressed!

Who’s that then? Well, I didn’t vote for you. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

We want a shrubbery!!

Well, how’d you become king, then? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

  • On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place.
  • How do you know she is a witch?

King Arthur

It’s only a model. Now, look here, my good man. Well, I got better.

Sir Lancelot

Now, look here, my good man. Well, I didn’t vote for you. Now, look here, my good man.

  1. Well, how’d you become king, then?
  2. Well, I got better.
  3. We want a shrubbery!!
  4. I dunno. Must be a king.
  5. You don’t vote for kings.
What… is your quest?

Bring her forward! You don’t vote for kings. Look, my liege!